Wednesday, September 12, 2007

CPA workshop

Finally back to office. I was away for CPA workshop for few days...

I hate KL, I hate the horrible traffic jam. I booked a cap on Sunday night and they called me up Monday morning telling me there is no taxi go to shah alam area. I guess it was due to the heavy rain on Monday morning. So my hubby have to fetch me to KL... gosh... we caught in the terrible, heavy traffic all the way to KL.

The course was very good. I feel like going back to school, really enjoy the "class room" environment. How I wish I can go back to school again....

But my company send me to this course about "Consolidation Financial Statement". Tell you what.. this was my "weakest" subject during my Uni time. I never get it balance...hahaha !! And yet I have to do consol for my company this year. Wish me luck ya !! :P

The lectural is a very experiences lady... She gave us many many questions with tricky tricky "trap" in the questions. She said this is how they differentiate the "good " and "excellent" students. Wow.. I think I will failed my consol if my Uni lectural was her. Hahahaha !!

Friday, September 7, 2007

Joke ...

看過的笑一笑
沒看過的~~~如果你正在交往的另一半是你的初戀那請你珍惜她()
如果原著看到真的是很認同的看法才分享出來請不要見怪!!!
果然回想起來初戀真的很甜美啊~~~~!


處女和非處女的區別(有點辛酸!)

我的初戀女友初戀時21歲;
我的現任女友初戀時16歲。

我的初戀女友是我的大學同學;
我的現任女友是我在泡吧時認識的。

我連哄帶騙一年半以後才與我初戀女友發生了關係;
我與現任女友認識的第二天就睡在了一起。

我和初戀女友發生關係的地點在我們宿舍;
我和現任女友在四星的酒店開房。

送初戀女友一個「史奴比」她高興好幾天,不停地向她室友炫耀;
送現任女友一個鉑金戒子.她看了兩眼,放近抽屜.原來是嫌它太小。

初戀女友買衣服時,逛的是大型批發市場;
現任女友買衣服時,逛的是品牌專賣店。

與初戀女友吵架,她邊抽泣邊小聲問道:「難道你不再愛我了嗎?」;
與現任女友吵架,她坐在沙發上指著我罵道:「你們男人他媽的沒一個好東西!!」

與初戀女友在一起時,她把家裡每個月寄給她的生活費存到我的餐廳飯卡上;
與現任女友在一起時,我每個月的工資存到她的存摺上。

與初戀女友在一起,早上我醒來時候,她已經買好了早餐等我起來吃;
與現任女友在一起,她躺在床上對我說:「老公,我餓!去給我買早餐」。

初戀女友下課後在我教室門口等我一起去餐廳吃飯.甚至有時買了便當送來給我吃;
現在我經常下班了回來買菜做飯等現任女友回來吃.甚至有時還得給她送過去。

初戀女友經常坐在我身邊陪我上網到天亮,最後她伏在桌子上睡了;
現任女友經常打麻將打天亮 ,我坐在旁邊看著,最後我坐在凳子上睡著了。

初戀女友聽見我和死黨們說黃色笑話會臉紅;
現任女友經常把她手機裡的黃色短信轉發給我。

初戀女友,等我老了,我還依然記得她;
現任女友,等我老了,我不知道她能否還記得我。

第一次和初戀女友約會,吃的是30塊錢一碗的刀削麵。她說吃不了還夾了一大半給我;
第一次和現任女友約會,吃的是3000元一份的西式牛排。完了她還要了一份水果沙拉。

第一次走路送初戀女友回家,她神采飛揚.笑個不停;
第一次走路送現任女友回家,她說我小氣,怎麼不坐TAXI

第一次牽我初戀女友的手,她的手心在冒汗。呆呆的她任由我牽著;
第一次牽我現任女友的手,她自然的把手指反扣過來,牽著我。

第一次與初戀女友談論愛情的時候,她堅定地說她相信我們的愛情會天長地久,聞之我開心了整整一個禮拜;
第一次與現任女友談論愛情的時候,她嘲笑著說相信愛情會天長地久的人是傻瓜+幼稚,聞之我鬱悶了整整一個禮拜。

第一次與初戀女友接吻,她全身發麻。傻傻站著,發不出聲音;
第一次與現任女友接吻,她把自己的舌頭伸向我的口中。

第一次隔著衣服摸初戀女友的胸脯,她啊的一聲大叫,跳著躲開嚇的全身出汗;
第一次摸現任女友的胸脯,發現她乳頭已經硬了起來。

第一次與初戀女友發生關係時,她遲遲不肯脫衣上床;
第一次與現任女友發生關係時,我們一起洗的「鴛鴦浴」。

第一次與初戀女友**,她傻傻地躺在床上,嘴裡低語著:「輕點......我怕」;
第一次與現任女友**,她雙手抱著我的背,雙腿夾著我的腰,嘴裡叫著:「恩......快點兒,再快點兒.....用力~~~~~~~!!!」。

第一次與初戀女友**完事後,她偎依在我懷裡,喃喃地說:「人家是你的人了,你這一輩子都要對人家好哦.....」,我感動;
第一次與現任女友**完事後,她癟著嘴:「叫你剛才用力嘛,真是沒用....」,我尷尬。

第一次與初戀女友**,她出的是血;
第一次與現任女友**,她出的是水.

第一次與初戀女友**時,我們都覺得這是心靈上的交流;
第一次與現任女友**時,我們都覺得這只是器官上的摩擦。

...............


看完這篇文章,女子們,你們明白了為什麼男人會有處女情節嗎?這是其中一個原因。

看完這篇文章,男子們,請你們不要辜負了那個女孩。要知道,她可是用了一個女孩最真摯的心來愛你的。

Thursday, September 6, 2007

The Cross !!
















Whatever your cross;
Whatever your pain;
There will always a sunshine,
after the rain...............

Sunday, September 2, 2007

My girl has grown up !!


Took this picture yesterday night. After taking it, I viewed it so many times, over and over again. Hmm.. my girl has grown up right ? Still remember when she was a small little baby lying in my arms. Feeding her milk every night, looking at her sleeping face in the middle of night makes me feel so contented.

And now she is a big girl, reading by herself every night... helping me to take care of Cayson (ie, take milk bottle, throw pampers etc)... sleeping by her own in her small mattress.......

I love you so much, Iris.. my dearest little daughter. You are always my little princess and my lovely, understanding, considerate daughter. Still remember mummy was having backache when conceived Cayson, can't even get up from bed. You were so considerate, holding my hand and called Daddy to "rescue" mummy by telling daddy "Di.. she needs you". :P

I do enjoy my every moment with Iris. I know one day she will grows up, have her own circle of friends, busy with her study... etc etc etc. Wonder how I would arrange my time, my life then without a clingy daughter beside me.