Thursday, August 16, 2007

How to properly place our new employees

1. Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
2. Put your new candidates in the room and close the door.
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
4. Then analyse the situation:

• If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

• If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

• If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put them in Engineering.

• If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.

• If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

• If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

• If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

• If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.

• If they say they have tried different combinations, they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

• If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.

• If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

• If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Senior Management.

• Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.




3 comments:

serendipity said...

Hahaha so which brick are you?

Lynn Chong said...

:-( I think I will be counting the bricks.. this is why now still STUCK in Finance !! hahaha !!

cheong said...

Wow..
So are u going to arrange that for those who coming for interview? *-*